Hi!
My name is Murphy James Gilhooly, and I'm a spazz. (Hi, Murphy!) I'm proud to be a spazz, because I'm following in the footsteps of both my Dad and my big brother (Bubba.) My Mom says we're all Spazzes, so I guess I'm in good company, at least here in the house. However, Dad said since Bubba was the house Spazz before me, I'm a Spazz, Junior. (I heard Mom say that Dad was a Spazz before Bubba, but that was before my time.)
Dad says a Spazz, Junior is the second (or third or more) spazz in the house, and even though everyone should not be surprised by his behavior (since he is not the first spazz in the house, so they're been through this before), some of them generally are. Especially Moms. So, I get to rehorrify Mom with a lot of the stuff Bubba did before I ever got here. I suppose I should ask Bubba for the stuff that made her really crazy, but it's more fun to discover them on my own.
My Dad thought I should have a website dedicated to spazzes, since some of my brothers have their own site, and we have one dedicated to our nickname. (Dad even has a virtual Pub, and he and Mom founded a humane education organization.)
So, this website is a place where all Spazzes can meet and discuss exactly how to drive our Moms insane. If you have any thoughts, I would love to hear them! Just drop me a line.
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